HUMPTY-TRUMPTY HAD A 'HUGE' FALL
Humpty Trumpty sat on a wall, A wall he wanted built beyond ALL But Humpty Trumpty had a great fall, & All Roger Aile's horses & all Steve Bannon's men Couldn't put Trumpty back together again. Meanwhile, Humpty Dumpty sat on his wall & heard about Humpty Trumpty Said he'll stay up & won't fall But wait for that 11th hour GOP call While Humpty Trumpty was all in pieces His mouth was still moving Could be heard uttering --- "crooked hillary" Then, that oozing sound, as he faded out . . . . Humpty Trumpty is now "splotched goo On the promenade - ignored by one & all But Humpty Dumpty lives to fight for you Says, need to tear down Trumpty's Wall So, As Humpty Dumpty sat on his wall His cell fone rang & he took the call Twas his Uncle Sam in need of a plan America needed a hero to rescue this land Dumpty pyloned down his wall & headed for Trumpty's Took out his ram sheep horn & began to blow & just like @ the battle of Jericho The walls came a-tumblin' down And the moral of the story for one & for all No wall is beyond the call of Saul Not even a vile & evil man With a foul & malignant scam