HERE I AM AT CAMP WAHOMEY --- TRUMP!
Hello Mueller, hello Comey, Here I am at Camp Wahomey Camp is very entertaining and they say i'm out on bail if it stops raining I went trolling with Vladi Putin He's got a thing for ol' Rasputin You remember Michael Flynn He got ptomaine poisoning - for lyin' on CNN. All the counselors hate the waiters As well as all those fake news agitators And the head coach wants no sissies He tells us u ain't nuthin' till u grab some pussies Now I don't want this should scare ya But John Kelly has full-blown hysteria You remember Kelly-Ann Conway We're sending her out for clean-up @ some French laundry Take me home, my daddy dearest - don't like camp, I'm about to puke Don't leave me here in the woods where I might get eaten by David Duke Take me home, I promise I'll make no noise or infest the lower house w/goofy ploys, oh please don't forsake me, I'll surely be quiet as a mouse. Dearest ivanka, darling daughter, Are you ready for the slaughter? When I come home please don't kiss me But I'll let your Aunt Bertha hug and even frisk me. Wait a minute, Mueller's stopped his probing, Oh, my shit, he's on to all my interloping Playing the goofball, won't make things any better, Muddah Fadduh i'd trade places with any old irish setter.