DONALD, THE RED-ASSED SWINDLER!
Dummkopf the rose-cheeked swindler Had a very long, long nose And if you ever saw it You would even say still grows All of the other swindlers Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Donald Join in any swindler games Then one soggy Summer's eve Putin came to say, Dummkopf with shark's teeth so bright Let me plunder your nation tonight?" Then all the swindler's loved him As they shouted out with glee Dumpkopf the rose-cheeked swindler You’ll go down in history Then one foggy Christmas eve Putin returned to say, Dummkopf with shark's teeth so bright Won’t you stroke my thigh tonight?" Then all the swindlers dissed him As they shouted out with glee Dummpkopf with those shark's teeth You’re a clown in history You’re a clown in history