I can't get no satisfaction\n\nNot even kellyanne conway action\n\n'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try\n\nI can't get no, anybody have some blow\n\nWhen I'm lyin' in my car\n\n& Sean Hannity's on the radio\n\nHe's tellin' me more and more\n\nAbout my awesome innauguration\n\nSupposed to soothe my constipation\n\nI can't get no\n\nOh no no no\n\nHey hey hey\n\nWish I was O.J.\n\nI can't get no satisfaction\n\n'Cause I still have erectile inaction\n\nBut I try and I try and I try and I try\n\nCan't get it up, just won't wake up, no\n\nWhen I'm watchin' my TV\n\n& kellyanne comes on & tells me\n\nHow big she could make it for me\n\nBut she can't do a man who's too fat to stroke\n\n& the bitch's looking straight @ me\n\nI can't get no\n\nOh no no no\n\nHey hey hey\n\nWish I was O.J.\n\nI can't get no satisfaction\n\nCan't get no underage girlie action\n\nBut I try spanish fly & I try burger & fries\n\nI can't get no, god I really need some blow\n\nWhen I'm flyin' round the world\n\nAnd I'm diddiln' this and I'm diddlin' that\n\nAnd I have to clutch my pearls\n\n'Cause when i look in the mirror I just want to hurl\n\n'Cause you see I'm just a scared little girl\n\nI can't get no\n\nOh no no no\n\nHey hey hey\n\nWish I was O.J.\n\nI can't get no, I can't get no\n\nI can't get no satisfaction\n\nFor my contraption, no satisfaction\n\nOnly constipation, I can't get no