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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t8YpP4b39Q\n\n\xa0\n\nDear Diary, what a day it's been\n\nDear Diary, it's been just like a dream\n\nWoke up in bed, Melania not where she should've been\n\nFor fuck's sake\n\nWhat's happening to Giuliani?\n\nTweet lightly, yours truly, dear Twitter\n\n\xa0\n\nIt was cold outside my door\n\nSo many subpoenas by the score\n\nGushing around so frantically\n\nThey're serving people who work all around me\n\nTweet lightly, yours truly, dear Twitter\n\n\xa0\n\nThey don't know what they're saying\n\nNo, they don't know what my game is\n\nStill they subpoena on\n\nDoing what they can\n\nTweet lightly, yours truly, dear Twitter\n\n\xa0\n\nIt's over, will tomorrow be the same?\n\nI know that I'm really the one to blame\n\nIf they weren't so blind then surely they'd see\n\nThere's a much better way to end my presidency\n\nTweet lightly, yours truly, dear Twitter\n\n\xa0\n\n----------------------\n\n\xa0\n\n"Spoken"\n\n\xa0\n\nDear Twitter\n\nPutin said I'd be sold down the river today\n\nAnd sometime later\xa0\n\nHe strolled right in & kicked me in my chops\n\n\xa0\n\nHe didn't see anything he really liked\n\nBut, he said, you owe me everything\n\n\xa0\n\nOn the way home\n\nHe posted a letter\n\nIt said Donnie you'll\xa0certainly have to pay\n\n\xa0\n\nSomebody exploded a truck-bomb today\n\nProbably Turkey against the Kurds