CHEETOS-IN-CHIEF --- KEEP BEATING THAT DEAD HORSE

Published: May 1, 2017, 7:30 p.m.

The "Orange" One's 1st 100-Days Have Been Like One Big Giant Infomercial --- Of Coming Attractions As For LEGISLATION Really Being Enacted  Aside From Keeping The Government Up & Running ----> NYET Trump & His Band Of Merry Pranksters Continue To Beat A Dead Horse Word Has It That The House Will --- YET AGAIN - Schedule A Vote On TrumpCare 2.0 By Friday They Shoot Horses Don't They  Ones That Are Irreparably Impaired That's What This Presidency Needs Someone With The Shotgun To Just Deliver It Between The Eyes The Trump Funk Will Soon Set In And We'll Be Seeing A Remarkable Dip In The Nation's "Positives" --- Economically & Politically The North Korea Side-Show Is Just That, A Side-Show No, Herr Cheetos Will Come Up Short On TrumpCare 2.0 Will Come Up Short On ANY Tax Reform Will Come Up Short On His Fucking Wall And Come Up Short On Infrastructure So, That Just Leaves North Korea And Like In Dr. Strangelove With Slim Pickens With The Big Bomb Bay Door Opened And The Orange One Sitting Astride That Big Nuke As The Big B-52 Is Streaking Over North Korea Then, With A Yelp & Maniacal Grin Rides  Captain Cheeto Rides That Puppy Down Through Space And Hits Pyongyang Square For His One Big WIN