"AND THEN I GO AND SAY SOMETHING STUPID LIKE --- I TRUMP YOU" - (SET TO MUSIC!)
I know I stand in line, until you think you have the time To have a handshake with me ----- And if by chance you seek my vote, I know there's ZERO chance you'll be representin' me ----- And afterwards we drop into a quiet little precinct For a hanging chad or two ----- And then I go and spoil it all, by saying something stupid Like: "I TRUMP you" ***************************************************** (1a) I can see it in your eyes that you despise the same old lies You heard the ELECTION before ----- And though it's just a line to you, for me it's true It never seemed so right before ***************************************************** (2) I practice every day to find some clever way to say I'm going to Stump for you ----- But then I think I'll wait until the VOTING DAY is done And I'm alone with you ---- (REPEAT THE BELOW --- "TWICE" --- W/MUSICAL PAUSE BET. EACH REFRAIN) The time is right, your hair's a sight, the stars get red & ohhhhhhhh the night's so blue ----- And then I go and spoil it all, by saying something stupid Like: "I TRUMP you" MUSIC INTERLUDE - VIOLINS, ETC. (Hummmmm Here) Two Lines Of "Humming" --- Then Back Into ---------> "The Time Is Right ....." I Trump you ..... I Trump you ..... I Trump you ..... I Trump you .....