ALL OVER BUT THE SHOUTING - SMOKIN' JOE!

Published: March 15, 2020, 5 p.m.

This coming Tuesday's primary should pretty much "seal-the-deal" for Smokin' Joe - AND - drive the last nail into Bernie Sanders' coffin!\n\nIllinois, Ohio & Florida are up-for-grabs!\n\nCan't see Sanders winning any one of these states!\n\nBTW, Biden was holding on to a slim lead in Washington State with 70% of the votes counted this week!\n\nSanders' only hope was California & Washington.\xa0 In California, Biden only lost to Sanders by something like 34%-25%.\xa0 Otherwise, The "Bern" is pretty much locked out anywhere else in the country - (except states like NORTH DAKOTA - Yee-Haw!).\n\nSo, my liebchens, let's all put on our "thinking-caps".\xa0 Smokin' Joe is going to win this damn thing - the Democratic nomination.\xa0 The only way Biden doesn't, is if - for some reason - the good lord reaches down & rips Joe a new ass-hole!\n\nThat being said, Bernie-ites - here's the real, fucking raw deal!\xa0 The suburbs - all across the country - are loaded with white moderate/younger middle-aged families - BOTH Democratic & Republican - & ESPECIALLY the women - who are predisposed to going for Smokin' Joe full-tilt-boogie!\n\nI put it to you, aside from Bernie's big support among voters under the age of 30 - (who have NOT turned out in any way, shape or form the way Sanders was HOPING for) - how the hell is Sanders going to do this thing!\n\nThe short + long answer - He AIN'T!\n\nThis is Smokin' Joe's - to lose!\n\nHe'll clean up in the rust-belt on election day - (Nov.-3rd).\n\nShit, Biden may even take TEXAS.\xa0 He'll take FLORIDA!\xa0 So, along with New York, California, Pennsylvania & MICHIGAN - you can MAIL this puppy in!\n\n\xa0\n\nWash - Rinse - Repeat!\xa0 Wash - Rinse - Repeat!!\xa0 Wash - Rinse - Repeat!!!