Ep. 006 - Creed "One Last Breath"

Published: Oct. 6, 2021, 1 p.m.

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Creed Edition: Episode 6: "One Last Breath"

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When last we left the boys, they were holding down a man they thought to be Scott Stapp.

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\\u201cSAY YOU\'RE SCOTT! SAY IT!\\u201d Memphis yelled in his face.

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\\u201cI\\u2019m not Scott Stapp! I swear you guys!\\u201d the man squealed.

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\\u201cOh yeah? Then who are you?\\u201d Cameron said, the toy uzi full of hot sauce trained on the man\\u2019s balls.

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\\u201cI\\u2019m\\u2026\\u201d the man let out a heavy sigh. \\u201cI\\u2019m Meatloaf.\\u201d

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\\u201cThe singer?\\u201d John said. \\u201cFuck that. You got proof?\\u201d

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Meatloaf reached into his pants and pulled out his wallet. His Driver\\u2019s License didn\\u2019t lie. It said Meatloaf right on there.

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\\u201cShit. You\\u2019re a dead ringer for Scott though,\\u201d Memphis said, helping Meatloaf to his feet.

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\\u201cHey thanks! That\\u2019s what I was going for! I had to put on a few pounds but I think I captured the look.\\u201d Meatloaf said. \\u201cI really was trying to help you guys but I totally forgot that Scott and his family moved to Nashville, Tennessee.\\u201d

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\\u201cSon of a bitch!\\u201d John yelled, punching a wall.

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\\u201cThat\\u2019s fucking Kid Rock territory you guys. I ain\\u2019t trying to get murdered. You remember what happened last time.\\u201dCameron stammered.

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\\u201cYeah you\\u2019re right\\u2026\\u201d Memphis said with a forlorn look on his face. \\u201cI guess....I guess we could hit the beach since we\\u2019re already here.\\u201d

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\\u201cHell yeah bros! Let\\u2019s get some margs and scope out some beach babes!\\u201d Meatloaf exclaimed.

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And so ended the boys\\u2019 pursuit of the Redeemer Scott Stapp. They had some good times along the way and only got diarrhea twice. All in all, it was a pretty good trip.

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We\\u2019ll see ya next time!

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Highlights include: Amaz-on point review; Emoji Movie; Scott goes bananas; Commitment Issues; Scott\\u2019s kids are HILARIOUS; Pushin\\u2019 their buttons; Scott\\u2019s Time Out; Dupergroup; TKO\\u2019d; You\\u2019re not allowed to listen to music; Surreal fo sho; Aaron Curtis; More than Six Feet down; Burning Bridges; One Last Word

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