b"Alex has got Animal Facts and Female Fantasy Facts. Brad is fighting internet scrapes. There's an old woman in New York that is a professional panic attack instigator. We discuss the ongoing pie war of 2012, that no one knows and/or cares about. Hilariously crazy internet dramz leads to a discussion of art by sensible educated people that aren't fucking idiots. George catches up with a really old flame and we finally dip into the pilot episode of Saved by the Bell: The College Years."