In this week's episode of Rambling Nerds, Jonah leaves us all thoroughly bamboozled by explaining to us that the faster we go, the slower we go? Cirdan doesn't understand. Neither will you. But, before we get to that, Cirdan wishes to ramble on about his favorite blasters from Star Wars, the DLT-19, and F-11D. Note from Jonah: I said some stuff that was incorrect about special relativity. If you are travelling at 90% of lightspeed, it will look to everyone else as if you are travelling at 90% of lightspeed. I apologize for any confusion this may have caused.