BROADCASTS.com

b'Producers and publishers are moving fast to lock-in movie and book deals with the Thai Soccer team. One such enterprise is "Slap-Dash Entertainment" who\'s hastily developed (even by their standards) off-off Broadway Musical adaptation, "The Soccer MerMan" is auditioning the Team\'s Coach to play himself in the production. Here is the unauthorized recording of his audition. He still appears to be a bit oxygen-depleted.'