Boats have always been a feature in Potterficweekly lore. We had LadyChi and Jen making Melinda cry over the \u201cdamn flipped over boat.\u201d We had Mike and the \u201cstring pully boat\u201d that he did not think he could drive. We had PS becoming a Merchant Marine. And most famously of all we had Jen getting pregnant on a boat. Well, have I got a boat story for you.\nWhile everyone else in Boston was tucked up in a blizzard our illustrious Headmaster and his beautiful wife were spending time on a boat.\nYou don\u2019t believe me? Well I don\u2019t blame you, boats are associated with lies here on Poufwa, but I have proof. I have a secret recording.