Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Rarity vs Applejack)

Published: June 30, 2014, 7:39 p.m.

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(let me know who won the the comment below!)
AJ won this by a mile!!

Lyrics:

(rarity)
Applejack darling, try to keep up if you can
these might be big words for a scruffy farmhand
when it comes to high class, you can\'t pass the test
i\'ve seen your sense style, it\'s the art of a mess
better fetch nurse Redheart \'cause this is going to hurt
my very elegance an poise will leave you lost in the dirt
you\'re an uncouth runner-up in a rowdy rodeo
but i\'m the type of pony every pony should know

(applejack)
Beg pardon Rarity, but you\'re in for a shock
y\'all can\'t compete with me, when your destiny\'s a rock
the most dependable of ponies says you don\'t have a clue
heck, even Sweetie Belle prefers me over you
and you\'re generous? Ha! that\'s a lie i must confess
you made spike gave up a ruby on his birthday on less
you\'re a fussy neatfreak, you\'re not a real fighter
i\'ll crush and stomp you out, just like homemade apple cider

(rarity)
of all the thing that could happen, this is the worst possible thing
By the time this battle\'s over, you\'ll have a new song to sing
you\'re a common farm worker, my beauty is rare
you\'ve been a crime against fashion ever since your flank was bare
we don\'t normally wear clothes well as a matter of fact
you\'re the only earth pony who always wears a hat
just go buck some apples, you need practice at rhyming
i don\'t mean to complain but i though you wanted whining

(applejack)
y\'all think you\'re so special in your fancy boutique
you have a nervous breakdown just about every week
listen here sugarcube you may think you\'re all that
but i got a great family you\'ve just got a mean cat
if Pinkie brings smiles, then all you bring are frowns
even lousy diamond dogs can\'t stand to have you around
But i may have been harsh, a little too rough
you\'re true love is Prince Blueblood, that\'s punishment enough'