Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Queen Chrysalis vs Discord)

Published: July 7, 2014, 12:44 p.m.

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(let me know who won by typing it in the comment below)
Discord won!

Lyrics:

(Chrysalis)
This battle will be perfect it, will surely be your fall,
I\\u2019ve dreamed of certain victories like this since I was small,
Think you could harm me clown? I could make you my slave,
I\\u2019ve got a nice spot for you in the Canterlot caves,
I\\u2019ve an entire army of changelings on my side,
You just have cotton candy and way too much pride,
I\\u2019m the destroyer of love, you just dance in window panes,
I\\u2019ll take all of Equestria, hold the chocolate rain.

(Discord)
Why hello Chryssie! I don\\u2019t believe we\\u2019ve met before,
Either way soon you\\u2019ll learn not to challenge Discord
You need an army of changelings? I can do it alone
It took the Elements of Harmony to turn me into stone,
You\\u2019re talking big game but your skill is sure is lacking
All they need is gushy romance to send you packing
I corrupted the mane six, wreaked chaos like no other
All you did was go to bed with Twilight Sparkle\\u2019s brother

(Chrysalis)
What an absolutely ridiculous sentiment
Creator of Chaos? You\\u2019re a block of cement
You\\u2019re a tourist attraction, meant for field trip displays
I may have been defeated once but I can fight another day
I overpowered Celestia with one magical blast
You mere mix-and-match creature, you\\u2019re a thing of the past
Yore rhyming riddles won\\u2019t work on me, never can
Now back to stone with you, back where you began!

(Discord)
You\\u2019re too serious my dear, what\\u2019s the fun in making sense?
You have holes in your brain too? You seem a bit dense
When it comes to superpowers, you got stuck with the dregs
I can see through all your guises like I see through your legs
You call yourself a queen? Now to that I must object
You can\\u2019t even find food for your \\u201cloyal subjects\\u201d
All you do is change shape I can change all reality
I\\u2019ll take away your throne leaving you bowing down to me.'