#12 - Recipes for yo'ass.

Published: June 15, 2019, 2:35 p.m.

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CHICKEN TONIGHT

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My Dad\'s Microwave Hot Dog\'s - go to 0:28

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Diamond Juice

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Ingredients

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Frozen bottle of Ketel One (ALWAYS keep your vodka in the freezer)

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Frozen martini glass (ALWAYS keep your martini glasses in the freezer)

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A lemon (ALWAYS have a lemon)

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Flavor Burgers

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Ingredients for one patty

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(easily doubles, triples, etc)

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3 oz ground beef, 85/15 meat/fat ratio 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce

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1 teaspoon yellow American mustard 1/2 oz grated cheddar (mild or sharp) 1/8 teaspoon salt

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Toppings

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I like to top this burger with ketchup, mayonnaise, pickle chips and crisp iceberg lettuce.

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Rude Chicken

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(You must brine, keep in mind!)

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Ingredients

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4 lb. chicken, giblets removed 1 cup salt

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1/2 cup sugar

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Olive oil or butter

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Black Pepper

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Beer Butt Chicken

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INGREDIENTS:

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A 5-lb. chicken with all the guts teared out 1 aluminum can of beer, half full

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1tsp onion powder

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1tsp garlic powder

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1/2tsp salt

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1/2tsp pepper

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Spray oil

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(It\'s not real complicated)

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