episode one: What the f&#* is that smell??

Published: Nov. 18, 2018, 1:31 a.m.

HEY! HI! If you enjoyed this episode (and yes, I know, you probably haven't heard it yet, hush), you'll be thrilled to know it's also a COMIC BOOK. Which you can BUY! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com\nOn an otherwise unexceptional Tuesday in 2142*, Gated Galaxies fired off 400 of its Oz 8000\u2122 ships, each with 50,000\xa0\u201cresting guests\u201d tucked into stasis pods, plus a skeleton crew of up to half-a-dozen total no-hopers.\nIt was a win-win for G2, as they\u2019re known, as the Oz 8000 model was about to be declared \u201cunfit for journeying to the nearest 7-Eleven, much less interstellar space\u201d and recalled. G2 had a very large fleet of the 8000s, and a slight head start on the recall, as they\u2019d paid off the head inspector to delay her report by promising the ships would be stripped and sold for parts. Instead, the ships were spit-shined, outfitted with some black market YugoPods\u2122, and space aboard quietly sold to very very rich people on the promise that somewhere up there, screamingly wealthy and privileged lives away from the riff raff of Earth were to be had.\nTo their credit, there was a lot of screaming, so they had that right.\nThis is the story of one of those ships, the Oz 9, and the utterly futile attempts of its crew to fulfill its stated mission: to deliver the passengers safely to their new, terraformed planet. At its unstated (and unknown) mission \u2013 to make Gated Galaxies even richer by doing some sneaky, underhanded and occasionally homicidal things \u2013 it was a massive success.\nOz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.\n*Thanks, Space Cadet!\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices