episode nineteen: Peeing in a bucket and eating pocket lint

Published: June 30, 2019, 1 p.m.

If you've ever been in mortal peril, you know the most crucial decision you'll make in that situation is your choice of writing implement.\xa0\nNo? Well, that makes you smarter than this crowd, but before your head swells up just in time for bikini season, remember, we are talking about the dumbest bunch of sofa cushions ever to have their own theme song.\nThings have never been good aboard the failing, flailing Oz 9, but they've recently taken a turn for the worse. And, given that all the left-side engines are out, they just keep turning.\nWith just 2 episodes left in Season 1 of Oz 9, the crew is running out of time. Join us as they waste a bunch of it, trying to survive another day.\nYou're listening to:\n\nJune Clark Eubanks as the Albatros\n\nAaron Clark as le Bichon Frise\n\nRichard Cowen as Leet\n\nTim Sherburn as Colin and Emily\n\nEric Perry as Joe and Head One\n\nShannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline\n\nBonnie Brantley as Jessie, and\n\nRichard Nadolny as your Narrator\n\n\nTheme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.\nDoes anyone have any gum? I had garlic fugu for lunch.\nSound FX from Freesound:\nhttps://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/ https://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices