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b"Loyal Policies- we all have our place in HartLife.\\xa0The Directors guide us, fulfilling their immortal will as our Founders and Protectors.\\xa0StreetSafe observes us at all times, making sure we are true in action to what resides in all of our hearts.\\xa0The Actuaries prognosticate, prophesying the continued success of the Company as its will resounds through the ages.\\nIt is a M.O.L.E.'s job to serve, to follow orders, and to obey.\\xa0Nothing else.\\xa0Listen with horror as one M.O.L.E. violates this sacred dictum, with terrifying results.\\nIf you'd like to support HartLife NFP and Our Fair City, you can join the amazing community on our Patreon page at http://www.patreon.com/hartlifenfp.\\xa0By pledging monthly, you can ensure the growth and stability of our company and\\xa0get great rewards like Our Fair City ringtones, Herbert West on your voicemail, personalized HartLife policy certificates, and more.\\xa0You can also help spread the word by rating and reviewing on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you are listening to us on!\\n Content Warnings for this episode can be found here.\\n\\n\\nThe Narrator\\u2014 Ansel Burch\\n\\n\\nLoamy\\u2014 Kat Evans\\n\\n\\nAsh\\u2014 David Rheinstrom\\n\\n\\nFerrous\\u2014 Jeffrey Gardner\\n\\n\\nThe Orphan Silty\\u2014 Sebastian H. Orr\\n\\n\\nPeat\\u2014 Jared Latore\\n\\nWritten by David Rheinstrom. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon.\\xa0Episode art by Kat Janda. Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits. A huge thank you to our sponsor for this episode, Cards Against Humanity!\\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices"