Episode 7.6 - Family Road Trip

Published: Aug. 3, 2016, 2:07 p.m.

b"Loyal Policies- there is no chance for a fulfilling life outside of HartLife.\\xa0Whatever you may hear in these recordings today- know that all Outsiders, whatever security or peace they may appear to have created for themselves, will die cold, lonely deaths in the frozen wastes outside our walls.\\xa0The Outside is dark, and full of wolves.\\xa0The Outside is dark, and full of wolves.\\xa0The Outside is dark, and full of wolves.\\nListen, and remember.\\nIf you'd like to support HartLife NFP and Our Fair City, you can join the amazing community on our Patreon page at http://www.patreon.com/hartlifenfp.\\xa0By pledging monthly, you can ensure the growth and stability of our company and\\xa0get great rewards like Our Fair City ringtones, Herbert West on your voicemail, personalized HartLife policy certificates, and more.\\xa0You can also help spread the word by rating and reviewing on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you are listening to us on!\\n Content Warnings for this episode can be found here.\\n\\n\\nThe Narrator\\u2014 Ansel Burch\\n\\n\\nAndrew Snidge\\u2014 Frank Sjodin\\n\\n\\nElizabeth Rourke\\u2014 Tara Schile\\n\\n\\nDoctor Montgomery Moro\\u2014 Mark Soloff\\n\\n\\nDoctor Herbert West\\u2014 Ryan Schile\\n\\n\\nDoctor Emily Caligari\\u2014 Marsha Harman\\n\\n\\nCromwell\\u2014 Jeffrey Gardner\\n\\n\\nArchibald FunnyPants\\u2014 Mark Soloff\\n\\n\\nMr. J\\u2014 Jeffrey Gardner\\n\\n\\nHarlan\\u2014 Catherine Dvorak\\n\\n\\nSteele\\u2014 Kim Fukawa\\n\\n\\nHopper\\u2014 Stephanie Murphy\\n\\n\\nMoose\\u2014 Jeffrey Gardner\\n\\nWritten by David Rheinstrom. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon.\\xa0Episode art by Greg Browe. Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits. A huge thank you to our sponsor for this episode, Cards Against Humanity!\\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices"