Episode 7.16: The Old Man

Published: Feb. 15, 2017, 3:49 p.m.

b"Loyal Policies, do not listen to the Hendersonians.\\xa0They lie, and lie, and lie--these Policies have been corrupted by Outsider notions of Freedom, Independence, and Self-determination.\\xa0Glean only the truths the Company desires from these True Records, Policies, and no others.\\nIf you'd like to support HartLife NFP and Our Fair City, you can join the amazing community on our Patreon page at http://www.patreon.com/hartlifenfp.\\xa0\\xa0By pledging monthly, you can ensure the growth and stability of our company and\\xa0get great rewards like Our Fair City ringtones, Herbert West on your voicemail, personalized HartLife policy certificates, and more.\\xa0You can also help spread the word by rating and reviewing on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you are listening to us on!\\n Content Warnings for this episode can be found here.\\n\\n\\nThe Narrator\\u2014 Ansel Burch\\n\\n\\nCumulus Jane\\u2014 Kat Evans\\n\\n\\nMoose\\u2014 Jeffrey Gardner\\n\\n\\nHopper\\u2014 Stephanie Murphy\\n\\n\\nDoctor Moro\\u2014 Mark Soloff\\n\\n\\nElizabeth Rourke\\u2014 Tara Schile\\n\\n\\nAndrew Snidge\\u2014 Frank Sjodin\\n\\n\\nDoctor Herbert West\\u2014 Ryan Schile\\n\\n\\nOld Man\\u2014 Clayton Faits\\n\\n\\nGreyson\\u2014 David Rheinstrom\\n\\n\\nVeronika Hasher\\u2014 Ginneh Thomas\\n\\n\\nClear Skies Tim\\u2014 Tyler Samples\\n\\n\\nArchibald FunnyPants\\u2014 Mark Soloff\\n\\n\\nAngry Policy\\u2014 Alexander Danner\\n\\n\\n\\nAwe-struck Policy\\u2014 Laura Bramblette\\n\\n\\n\\nThe Voice of HartLife\\u2014 Jeffrey Gardner\\n\\nWritten by Clayton Faits. Directed by\\xa0Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon.\\xa0Episode art by . Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.\\xa0Special thanks to our sponsor for this episode, Cards Against Humanity.\\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices"