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b'Loyal Policies- you know not to venture Outdoors.\\xa0As you well know, it is cold, and there are wolves.\\xa0Do not take any lessons in survival from this retelling of the True History of the HartLife corporation: it will not save you.\\n\\n\\nThe Narrator\\u2014 Ansel Burch\\n\\n\\nSimon von Hagens\\u2014\\xa0Mark Soloff\\n\\n\\nTheodora Thorreau-Roosevelt\\u2014 Antonio Brunetti\\n\\n\\nEmerson\\u2014 Dean Yeager\\n\\n\\nThe Voice of HartLife\\u2014 Jeffrey Gardner\\n\\nWritten by David Rheinstrom. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Jess Cwik. Produced by David Rheinstrom.\\xa0Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder,\\xa0Production Management by Betsey Palmer.\\xa0Created by Clayton Faits.\\xa0A huge thank you to our sponsor for this episode, Cards against Humanity!\\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices'