Even More Rock Conspiracies

Published: Nov. 25, 2020, 5 a.m.

b'The universe is a weird, random place that has little regard for what us puny humans think\\u2026this is something we find very, very hard to accept\\u2026we\\u2019re always looking for explanations for the weird, random, and sometimes evil things that befall us\\u2026\\n\\nOccam\\u2019s razor\\u2014the idea that the simplest explanation is usually the correct one\\u2014doesn\\u2019t cut it for some people\\u2026they believe that there are nefarious things afoot\\u2026\\n\\nFor example, I know someone who is all-in when it comes to this QAnon rubbish\\u2026quick explanation: a government insider believes that Donald Trump is leading a secret global fight against a cabal of Satan-worshipping politicians and celebrities and journalists who are engaged in everything from child sex trafficking to cannibalism\\u2026\\n\\nEverything about qanon is bat-guano crazy and nothing to do with reality\\u2026yet there are people who believe that people Barack Obama, George Soros, and Tom Hanks will soon be arrested and jailed for their hideous crimes\\u2026\\n\\nThis is more nutty than even the most out-there \\u201cJFK-was-assassinated\\u201d or \\u201c9/11 was an inside government job\\u201d theories\\u2026or the idea that the moon landing was faked\\u2026or that Sandy Hook was a false flag event\\u2026or that Bill Gates is big on vaccinations because he wants to inject miniature tracking chips into all of us\\u2026\\n\\nWhat else is out there?...chemtrails\\u2026the truth about the Denver airport\\u2026the UFO cover-up\\u2026the evils of fluoridation\\u2026flat-earthers, weather control machines, the illuminati, freemasonry\\u2026\\n\\nOkay, what about music?...are there any conspiracies that have taken root?...the answer is \\u201cyes\\u2026plenty\\u201d\\u2026and here\\u2019s another look down that rat hole of insanity\\u2026\\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices'