S1 Ep55: Liar Liar Pants on Fire !!!
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Ok kids, you want the truth?!? Your artwork sucks, your bedtime story is annoying, if you don\\u2019t eat your dinner you won\\u2019t actually shrink until you disappear, Santa ain\\u2019t real, ditto the Tooth Fairy. Mommy\\u2019s phone has plenty of battery but you still can\\u2019t watch it, the park is open, but we ain\\u2019t going. You need to wear your coat bc I care more about what strangers think of my parenting than your personal preferences, the condom broke, ETC. ETC. See, children? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!! And neither can we, which is why we fib to our kids alll day long. Listen up as we tell the truth about all our lies. UGH!
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