NQ 50: Nostradiculous

Published: Feb. 7, 2014, 1:12 a.m.

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In the year of our Lord, Two Thousand and Four, two great minds shall meet in the realm of snowy desperation. The fires of one will ignite the ire of the other and a great battle will be fought over the correct method of topping circular dough with protein. The hostility will cease for a time, before it is renewed with vigor over where such sundries shall be consumed by man. Those caught in this wake shall dissolve in the horror and zestiness, as rivers of red drown all sense. The aftermath shall see the combatants alone, exhausted and wondering how they could have done 50 of these stupid things.

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COURSE MATERIALS

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1. Suhkewt

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2. Yolking Phoenix

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3. Whatshisnoggini

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4. Burnt Water

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5. Pizza War

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6. Woe-Baggin'

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