Broadcasts.com - "NQ 35: James Cook is a Jerk" (Nugatory Quest)

Published: Sept. 11, 2013, 6:13 p.m.

Ah, a good morn to you Michael!\\xa0

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Good mornin' cap'n! Wos the weather be lookin' like today?

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Fresh and prosperous, my dear chap! Are you ready to let loose the sails and explore this vast new land before us?

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Cor blimey I am, sir! Yeh want I should get yer maps out for yeh?

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Yes, yes, my dear friend but wait one moment. I could use your help in deciding what to call this peculiar spot we happened upon yesterday.

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Wha, this one 'ere?

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Yes, indeed. What does that pond look like to you?\\xa0

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Well, uh, cap'n, I know wha it looks like to ME but...I shouldna say in polite public. 'Tisn't right.

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Oh but my dear Mr. Lane. That is where you are very wrong. Very wrong, indeed.\\xa0

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Course Materials:

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1. Vibrator Creek

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2. Embarassing

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3. Porsha

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4. CanCon

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5. Yippies

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6. Lullababy