NQ 34: The Time Train

Published: Sept. 4, 2013, 7:35 p.m.

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Well, howdy there, folks! Welcome aboard the most spectacular engineering feat ever engineered by man: the grand railroad! Yes, indeed, this here is a genuine steam powered iron horse, designed to take you and your loved ones clear across the country. But what you don't know is that this train is no ordinary train. No! This here is a special train - a train that will fling you far into the future of our world! What awaits you on the other side of this vast expanse? Is it knowledge of a country divided? Varieties of vegetables? Gambling? Well I can't rightly say. No one knows where the train will take us - it has a mind of its own. I understand if you're a tad apprehensive but there's not need to fear. The train reveals not what its passengers want but ultimately what they need. Ah! Can you hear that whistle blowing? We're getting ready to depart! So let me ask you stranger: are you ready for the ride of your life? In TIME?\\xa0

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Course Materials:

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The Gaffe that Never Was
The Greek Gatsby
Pounded It
Gordon Ramsay's Train Nightmare
Caulipowder
Cluster Calculation

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