NQ 3: You Have Died of Deadly Solar Flares

Published: Nov. 6, 2012, 4:15 a.m.

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Hug your loved ones close and accept the inevitably of your cosmic demise \\u2013 the third episode of Nugatory Quest is on a direct collision course and will wipe out all life as we know it. Scientists couldn\\u2019t find it quick enough, the government dragged its heels, and Bruce Willis isn\\u2019t able to blow it out of the sky with nuclear weapons. When the episode makes landfall, the entire western seaboard will experience gold-talk, unknown sidekicks and moustache confusion on an untold scale before it all goes dark.

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We were warned.

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We should have listened.

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Course Materials:\\xa0Freddy Kruggerand, Fallout Boy, Tagg Romney-esque, 25 Ways to Kiss a Naked Man, Jaime\\u2019s Star, Strong D

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