#283: Disappointed by the Low Price of Beauty

Published: Nov. 29, 2022, 1 p.m.

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Every gift to Santa should come with a warning. That\'s right. I said "to" Santa. (We know how it works. You buy a gift, write a name on a card, and give the gift with the card to Santa. Santa gives the gift according to your instructions.)

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And the warning? Make sure that Santa does not let slip how much you paid for the gift. Because people are strange. Witness the following true tale.

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