Episode 8: Foot. Long. Hot dog.

Published: Dec. 29, 2011, 6 a.m.

b'This week\\u2019s contenders: Hamburgers vs. Hot dogs, Patrick Stewart vs. Patrick Swayze, Dickensian vs. Kafkaesque, Reg Soda vs. Diet, Hearing animals\\u2019 thoughts (but they secretly hate you) vs. Spooning with a\\xa0leprechaun.'