Episode Thirty-nine: Octopus Bikini

Published: July 12, 2021, 7:07 p.m.

b"May 24, 2021\\nThe party goes to fight at Mortisa Bare'em!\\nQuotes:\\n\\u201cI love pickled beets.\\u201d\\n\\u201cYou\\u2019re probably better qualified to be a Police Officer than 99.9% of Police Officers\\u201d\\n\\u201cThere\\u2019s a song about the names of the Province\\u2019s and what they are from left to right\\u201d\\xa0\\n\\u201cThat\\u2019s not hard to remember, there\\u2019s ONLY 10 of them.\\u201d\\n\\u201cAll of the cops that we\\u2019ve dealt with are dwarves.\\u201d\\n\\u201cAlso, the bathroom in there has GOLD GLITTER.\\u201d\\n\\u201cThey\\u2019re just smoking the\\u2026 whatever in the woods\\u2026 somewhere?\\u201d\\n\\u201cThey\\u2019re HIGH ELVES.\\u201d\\n\\u201cRobin\\u2019s FACE!!\\u201d\\n\\u201cMy microphone was ON THE FLOOR!\\u201d\\n\\u201cTHUNDERDOME!\\u201d\\n\\u201cStrip laser tag!\\u201d\\n\\u201cThe cubbies are quite sizable, like a morgue, you could fit bodies in these cubbies.\\u201d\\n\\u201cShe doesn\\u2019t have a navel, she has a navel orange.\\u201d\\n\\u201cHe can keep up with his hands in his pockets, oh my god, she\\u2019s going to kill me.\\u201d\\n\\u201cI\\u2026uh\\u2026 dub thee Thunderclap?\\u201d\\n\\u201cYou could be t--t-the INFERNAL LEGACY. ROSE COLOURED INFERNO.\\u201d\\n\\u201cWhen he heals someone\\u2026 when he uses his healing touch\\u2026 he\\xa0 needs to kiss your feet?\\u201d\\n\\u201cI mean, I guess I just created my first character, and I wanted to be something weird, so\\u2026 I made a Human Fighter.\\u201d\\n\\u201cIt\\u2019s been in his mouth\\u2026 has it been washed?\\u201d \\u201cWell... it was in his mouth that counts as cleaning right?\\u201d\\n\\u201cI CAN REROLL ONES!!!!\\u201d\\n\\u201cDo you think she was flirting with me to distract me?\\u201d\\n\\u201cHe might have to get creative if he were to fuck a gnome.\\u201d\\n\\u201cThere isn\\u2019t a point where more magic is a bad thing.\\u201d\\n\\u201cHe\\u2019s a Delf right?\\u201d silence\\u2026 \\u201cA Dwarf Elf?\\u201d\\n\\u201cMy Octopus beak is NAKED!\\u201d\\n\\u201cNow he\\u2019s into tentacle porn.\\u201d"