Episode Forty-seven: Failing Upward

Published: Sept. 13, 2021, 8:45 p.m.

b'July 5, 2021 Pt 2\\nThe party "frees" a prisoner for Mr X.\\n\\xa0\\nQuotes:\\nYou never plan or read your spells for the thing we\\u2019ve been planning for over a month both in and out of character?\\nThat\\u2019s a gnome!No, it\'s a dwarf. Look at how much bigger it is than the other minis.\\nIt\\u2019s regular Amkarak wear. Pointy hats and all.\\nThey\\u2019re the finest apples this side of Sal Al Marice.\\nRoll me a nat20\\nThey\\u2019re going to think that this poor guy is going crazy because of the shardlands.\\nShit! Our horses are gone!\\nGnolls ate our horses!\\nI just rolled two nat 1\\u2019s. I get advantage on initiative.\\nI don\\u2019t want to roll I\\u2019ve been having poopy rolls.\\nDo you know that place?Yeah, it\\u2019s got the stone usses out front.\\nGnolls! Get em!\\nNO! LEAVE THEM TO DIE!\\nWe are going to kill horses with the amounts of apples we need to buy.\\nThis is fine, this is fine, this is fine!\\nCAUGHT BY THE BEAR TRAP.'