Is this the first season of The Bachelor to segue into a new season of Sister Wives? Is Clayton's dad hosting the show? Did Salley audition to be on the show the same day her engagement fell through? Why was there a rose laying around in Clayton's hotel room? Has there ever been a Bachelor easier to manipulate than Clayton? Who writes these girls' intro bits? Who will be crowned craziest of the crazies? What will Washington eventually name their football team? Will Claire ever meet her dream mean man? Who ate those leftover chicken wings?
Clayton's season of The Bachelor is off to a bugnuts crazy start with Episode 1 and Michelle and Colin are ready to talk smack.