The Secrets a Beard Can Hide

Published: March 3, 2021, 4:56 a.m.

Can Michelle & Colin fill an hour just complaining? Is Serena P. the one who got away? Did the producers spend their whole budget on manure and have to resort to Fear Factor challenges? Did Heather Martin get erased from history like Trotsky? Which contestant had the most boring and annoying victim story? Which contestant is most desperate for screen time? What the hell was the deal with MJ's eyebrows? How far do you need to get with a woman before you pay for her trip to Dubai? Who is going to be the next Bachelorette? How many predictions can we make about Fantasy Suites from 45 seconds of footage? And what does Matt's beard mean???

The women tell all and return to face Matt James and his depression beard on this, episode 9 of season 25 of The Bachelor.

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