Was Brendan a Canada diversity hire? Also, who the hell is Brendan? Is Mike P. taking outfit consultations from The Lonely Island? Is a miniseries featuring the movies of Mike Myers in our future? Is Greg being held under duress? Is Katie dumb? Or are MIchelle and Colin insufferable stuck up assholes? How much is Michael A willing to use his kid to get more spotlight? What the hell was in Blake's painting? Was Andrew's exit a mercy killing? Or a teaser for his season as Bachelor? Is Blake's confidence just big dick energy? Is Brendan going to remembered for his forgetability? Is Colin allowed to laugh if Michael A trots out his son and gets him to perform for the camera? How many takes did they get of Michael P slowly walking away after being dumped? Who is sexier, Geeta the reiki lady or Jean the Cuddle Queen?