How does Joe's ex-girlfriend showing up to win him back end up as a minor footnote on this episode? How many chains is too many for a white man? How little did Michelle learn at Catholic school? How long are Michelle and Colin going to talk about Aaron Carter and Bret Michaels? Has there ever been a more flagrant display of hubris than Brendan and Pieper? But also, has there ever been a more savage edit in the history of the show? Why didn't Brendan plead the Fifth with Natasha? How is it possible to hate Chris even more than we did before? Does anyone have sharper takes than Deandra? What rhyme or reason was there to the "VIP" guest list? How does Chris's behaviour turn out to be more egregious than Brendan's? Would it be more interesting if there were an interspecies body-swapping version of Paradise with Japanese macaques?
Bachelor in Paradise 2021, episodes 6 + 7 Late post :'(