The Girl Scout Cookie You Can’t Buy

Published: March 10, 2023, 10:50 p.m.

We have the sign by the front door that says “no solicitors unless you’re selling Girl Scout Cookies.”   And this year… a smiling young scout showed up at the door.  I shouted, “honey, do we want girl scout cookies?”  My wife was jumped-over couches like a track star to get to the door … She ordered up the Thin Mints… and Samoas and all that.


But we didn’t know about the new cookie.  Are you aware of this?  There’s one called Raspberry Rally.  Sorta like a Thin Mint but with raspberry flavor instead of mint.  Sounds awesome.  


But it’s as hard to find as Taylor Swift tickets.  First… the cookie is only offered online.  And when the sale went live… Raspberry Rally sold out in just a few hours.


The lucky few who secured these cookies…. are still waiting for delivery.  So only a few people have ever tasted the elusive Raspberry Rally… but there’s such demand… they’re now showing up for auction on eBay...
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Nicholas Vega of CNBC got to taste these precious precious cookies.


Unlike the fresh-faced young saleswoman at my front door… Scouting OFFICIALS  are said to be furious…there’s now a black market... for Girl Scout cookies.