I never really wanted to take up fishing. But thanks to artificial intelligence… soon there won’t be anything else for me to do … so I might as well grab a pole.
You’ve already heard about ChatGPT - an AI app. It’s already writing marketing plans, high school essays… and for goodness sake… love letters. They’re gonna further refine artificial intelligence and for better or worse… it’ll replace 99-percent of all humans who write for a living. Which I do as part of this job.
So maybe I can get a job as window washers.
EXCEPT they’ve invented a robot to replace the brave p; people who hang from buildings. It’s called OZMO. It has mechanical arms that squeegie windows three times as fast as a human. So another job lost.
My only comfort… is that I also talk for a living. so they can’t replace me. EXCEPT… there’s a new DJ on Spotify
DJ X is 100% not human. It’s artificial intelligence… It’s BASED on the voice of Xavier Jernigan…
DJ X… as he’s called at Spotify now offers personalized patter between the songs…meant directly for you.
So it’s crystal clear like many others… I will soon lose my job to a computer … and I might as well go fishing. EXCEPT….
— The automatic fisherman ----
So now robots even do the fishing… as humans get the hook.