502: All The Ways Hogwarts Is A Security Nightmare
b'Did Wizards Unite finally confirm a long-standing theory about Lavender Brown?\\n\\nMain Discussion: All The Ways That Hogwarts Is A Security Nightmare\\n\\nFor decades, students and teachers have been lied to about Hogwarts safety!\\xa0\\n\\nAre moving staircases really a good idea?\\n\\nThe Forbidden Forest & Black Lake are no place for students of any age!\\n\\nThe Triwizard Tournament? Ask Cedric Diggory how that turned out!\\n\\nBackground check, anyone? We discuss how professors like Quirrell, Lockhart, Hagrid & Impostor Moody endangered the students year-after-year.\\n\\nQuidditch... need we say more?\\n\\nDear Dumbledore, you REALLY couldn\'t find the the Chamber of Secrets? Or the giant snake?\\n\\nThe Whomping Willow (emphasis on whomping)\\n\\nMental health check: should students really be experiencing their worst fears (Boggarts) in\\xa0 front of each other?\\n\\nRemember that year Dementors "safeguarded" the school?\\n\\nListeners weigh in with their security concerns, including The Room of Requirement, Portraits, Secret Passages and more!\\n\\nAre parents ever notified about all of the dangers at Hogwarts?\\n\\nQuizzitch: After Neville falls off his broom in Year 1 who tells Malfoy to shut up? Visit MuggleCast.com/Quizzitch to submit your answer!\\n\\nThis week\'s episode is sponsored by MDAcne (take the quiz and get your first month\'s supply for free, just pay shipping) and BetterHelp (receive 10% off your first month)!\\n\\n\\nSupport us on Patreon and receive magical benefits, like a personalized thank you video from one of the hosts and Bonus MuggleCast!'