S07E17. Can You Spare a Square?

Published: Jan. 21, 2020, 3:41 a.m.

b'

Time is a valuable resource/ Seinfeld love (1:26)/ Toilet paper and time is the same thing (2:12)/ What is love? (4:46)/ Reaching nap age (8:50)/ The Trump 2020 dollar bill (10:49)/\\xa0 Tommy the wordsmith and another Tommy poem, The Pledge of Allegiance (14:06)/ New online dating terms: Paperclipping (18:02)/ Using NBA Jam terms to describe your life, Tommy was on TV (20:50)/ As Seen on TV (26:55)/ Randy\\u2019s Career Fair: Russian Slap Fighting and Xarm (27:32)/ The Walking Oxymoron (29:30)/ Slap Duels, Siberian Power Show,\\xa0 and Dumpling (30:15)/ Xarm (34:08)/ The Wedding Tuxedo Creep (37:08)

\\xa0

(Episode 245)

\\xa0

\\xa0

\\xa0

Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!

\\xa0

Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826

\\xa0

Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures\\u2026check out Someone\\u2019s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com

\\xa0

\\xa0

"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?

\\xa0

Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search \\u201cMiserable Retail Slave\\u201d on the Facebook!

\\xa0

https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/

\\xa0

\\xa0

\\xa0

Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!

\\xa0

Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast

\\xa0

\\xa0

\\xa0

Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave

\\xa0

\\xa0

\\xa0

\\xa0

\\xa0

Intro: \\u201cHard Times\\u201d by Dan \\u201cD-Boy\\u201d Amboy

\\xa0

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

\\xa0

\\xa0

\\xa0

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

\\xa0

If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:

\\xa0

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2

\\xa0

\\xa0

\\xa0

\\xa0

\\xa0

Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave

\\xa0

\\xa0

\\xa0

\\xa0

\\xa0

If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:

\\xa0

http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss

\\xa0

\\xa0

\\xa0

Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

\\xa0

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

\\xa0

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He\'s a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

'