S05E24. Cheeseburg and a Bang

Published: Oct. 2, 2017, 1:32 a.m.

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Divorce rates/ those cold feet/ Morals and Values Thompson/ Married to Yourself/ Tommy \\u201cjust knows\\u201d/ Randy Franchises/ Find a mate/ How many carats/ Manifest Destiny/ Settle quarrels with duels/ 32 and a half yards sideways/ a lynch mob/ Dating Miss America/ Back up glasses/ Perfect square glasses/ Never settle/ Social media posts/ A \\u201clike\\u201d whore/ Weird Tommy/ Getting people\\u2019s attention/ Carrying glasswares/ Not afraid to dash a glass/ knowing the protocols of life/ stuck in social purgatory/ What would your genie wish be?/ Tommy hates money/ The plural form of words/ the modern day Helen of Troy/ Kneel/ Quality Question/ BUY A SHIRT/ Quote of the Week/ It\\u2019s not the Awful Tower/ Hinge, the online dating app/ Boring-Town, USA/ \\u201cGo a little kamikaze or something\\u201d/ Tommy\\u2019s wooing of The Beloved/ The wits and the dullards/ Shout outs to Textual Healing and Sorry in Advance/ Randy\\u2019s Kissing Booth/ Missed Connections/ The problem with bagels/ Too gassed up/ Mani-fart Destiny/ a very erotic wad of carbs/ the total cream cheese of all the bagel queens/ He\\u2019s peering and he\\u2019s yearning/ Speedway liberal chick/ Very Republican/ the Shakespeare of Missed Connections/ that perfect poise/ Tommy died and saw heaven

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