212. The Skid Mark Assassin

Published: Nov. 16, 2018, 5:41 a.m.

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Macho Kool Aid Man/ how did cavemen function without energy drinks? (1:30)/ leave tastes alone BUT IT\\u2019S NOT ENOUGH FOR ME (3:20)/ where have we been? (10:00)/ holidays (10:30)/ ominous plans for the future (12:45)/ Tommy Conscious (13:20)/ Randy\\u2019s very 1st baby picture (14:45)/ Tommy and Randy\\u2019s Big Night Out (17:25)/ Dance Party (19:15)/ Tommy becomes a band groupie (21:40)/ The drunkest woman (23:00)/ Matt the major dudebro (27:00)/ Electric Ladies (28:10)/ The key to getting all the ladies (29:35)/ The Last Saint in America (35:00)/ All Randy\\u2019s Eve (38:10)/ Man starts legal battle to change his name. Young god (39:00)/ 32 is the age tipping point (40:45)/ are there 69 year olds on Tinder (44:00)/ missed Connections (46:00)/ online dating nonsense (54:00)/ Tommy\\u2019s been married a year! (1:01:00)

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