Tales of holiday hijinks: Tis the season...for crime?
Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the 'cast, the ladies discussed holiday crimes from the past, A weed-loving Santa, a Barbie car heist, Repeated kidnappings of lil jesus christ, A grinch and his missus, caught robbing their hood, A bank robbing Santa gang, all up to no good, So could it be true, what was thought for some time? Are the holidays specially rampant with crime? We'll look at the science, examine the facts, And laugh at these holiday criminal acts!