b"Ohhhh Why Pirates Why.... Someone Needs To Hump A Batting Helmet... Whiz In A Mitt... Drop A Brown Cannonball In The Shower... DO SOMETHING PIRATES!!! - Facebook lost their minds after the 8th loss in a row - A Florida man got stopped a DUI checkpoint and decided to pull out his junk - Hiddleswift IS NO MORE... LOVE ISN'T REAL!!!! - Office ladies lost their minds over Channing Tatum introducing the Magic Mike Live Show on Ellen yesterday - Happy iPhone Day"