July 21 - Show Llama / Beaver Attack

Published: July 21, 2015, 3:06 p.m.

b'It has been one week since Mikey didn\'t make it to the toilet before the show... This morning he had a different problem that had him go down to a knee in the toilet stall - Blake and Miranda are getting divorced they had a pre-nup so the split will be pretty easy for everyone except the show animal...HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN TO THE SHOW LLAMA AND SHOW CAMEL WHAT HAPPENED!!!! - There has been a lot of spotlight on sharks all summer...Shark Week, shark attacks and shark sightings well this guy in North Carolina got attacked by a BEAVER....You never want to tease that Carolina beaver....This can only lead to one thing BEAVER WEEK ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL!!!!!! - A giant 600 pound bear in Florida stole a 20 pound bag of dog food then took a full spread power nap on a womans front lawn.... - Morning Shows all around the country use things called "Radio Prep Services"...The shows PAY these prep services for daily jokes, top 10 lists, fake listener emails, fake boyfriend and girlfriend cheating stories and a bunch of other fake crap that most morning shows do...Anyways we got username and password for a free trial so we had to try it...What a mess'