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b'Happy Birthday Oprah!!!!! We were talking about how if Oprah wanted to have sex you would have to have Birthday sex with Oprah and how after you get an invite into her secret 50 shades of grey "Snack Dungeon" - They shut down the turnpike yesterday afternoon to clean up a semi-truck full of chocolate that went over the guard rail and was just dangling... A Turnpike Chocolate Dangler... When they tried to pull it up the trailer ripped and chocolate spilled all over.... A real turnpike skid mark - A man in Florida tired to sneak into the country with a crotch full of birds.... Just in time for Valentines Day - Kanye West finally reacted to Amber Rose and her "Butt Stuff" Tweets... hahahaha'