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b"Brent is late. What an idiot. Luckily Noah (Kaufman) can finally launch his secret dream, the Kaufcast! This just in, Eliana updates us on the mysterious janitor that blows leaves at inappropriate times, Lars laments the end of Mercury Motor Corp, and Noah is furious about boats he couldn't buy on Craigslist. Finally, want to make a headline? Get old!"