We go entirely off the rails in this episode like never before. Sure, we get off topic sometimes but this was OD frfr. We open the episode by calling out a popular Buffalo radio station for slandering the good name of Jason Derulo. Seriously? You're gonna talk crap about the angelic windpipes of one of the most influential songbirds of this generation? foh. We give a vague weekly recap, including apartment chasing and Kozy's employment updates. Following the intro, we discuss the terrible start to Kozy's day which includes him completely eating shit and nearly breaking his spine. We then cover a website's "most unique Christmas gifts" until we get so depressed about these terrible ideas. Then, Unfortunately, the pod takes a dark turn as we uncover some deep, dark secrets surrounding Newfane and the Lion's Club. Seriously, if anything, listen to this segment because we need to wake up and expose this area for what it's hiding. Enjoy the episode!