Luke and I give our weekend recap, discuss the Ozzy Osbourne dilemma with Post Malone, and further discuss why football sucks. We answer two voicemails, discuss the hillbilly nature of growing up in a small farm town, recap a dude getting absolutely SLUMPED in a twitter video, and have some stoner thoughts: Why is prostitution still illegal and why are we attracted to the things we're attracted to? Of course, wrap it all up with ALPHA AF! GREAT EPISODE LISTEN TO IT NOW YOU HATERS!!