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b'Back to school everyone, yep we\\u2019re back with Series Five (and with Helen!) Another weird birthday present kicks off the plot this episode as we learn there\\u2019s no such thing as a micropig, why you can\\u2019t hide a wrapped-in-a-bin-bag-bronze forever and wonder if Helen used her time off to create the Wikipedia entry on The History of Telephone Numbers in the United Kingdom\\u2026\\n\\nAntique of the Week: (all together now) Oh eight one, eight one one, eight one, EIGHT ONE!\\n\\nThe original Lovejoy episode was written by Terry Hodgkinson and directed by Baz Taylor.'